You sit down with a nice cup of hot coffee, place it on your desk and for some reason forget its there. Suddenly, keyboard, job bags, trousers and your mobile phone are covered in the brown stuff. Embarassed we would then have the arduous task of cleaning up.
Or would we?
Imagine if i was me.psd and in my daily life i was able to mimmick Photoshops toolbase and save myself from ridicule at every turn.
My life would never be the same again.
For years both Me & Steve had been the butt of the jokes concerning hair thinning and over ear growth respectively. Not any more. Steve could use the image/trim and scissor tool and banish the overhanging hair swiftly to the wastebasket. Wheras i could simply access the clone tool apply it to my bonce and suddenly a thatch even Wolverine would be proud of exists. I could even use the edit/transform/scale on my forehead, reducing its size.
But this is just the beginning
How many times did we eat all our lunch before midday and spend the afternoon starving, the only option being buying an out of date flapjack for £10. No longer would we go hungry edit/fill and stuffed bellies would prevail.
I can’t forget when Alex did her triple salco down the stairs, embarrased at its foot, poor Alex rubbed her bumps and bruises. But now a simple apple/z (or edit/undo if a pc is your bag) and back up she would go, all forgotten and not a teardrop in sight.
The time my wife reversed into Jeremys’ Mercedes apple/z or when Steve is tanked up at the office party filter/noise/reduce noise would do very nicely.
I am convinced that at my first office party filter/blur/motion blur was used against me for reasons i can’t explain. A simple filter/sharpen/sharpen more and i would have got away with it.
Talking of office parties, a few years back Carl would have had to apple/z, apple/z, apple/z with a sprinkling of delete history just to make sure. But then we all have, haven’t we?
Fallen in a puddle on your way to pick up your girlfriend? Wish you could paint out that unsightly mole, how would you use me.psd